Hey, young lovers, here’s a little advice: Valentine’s Day is where you screw things up. Now, I’m sure some of you are thinking, “But Mike, I got Valentine’s down. The roses, the chocolates, the prime dinner reservation.” Exactly. You’re making young love mistake number one: You’re coming on too strong. You gotta play it cool and breezy!
Let’s start with those roses. You know what roses say? It says everything I know about relationships I learned from some Hollywood movie. It’s the floral equivalent of taking a first date to meet your mother.