I can't seem to chew kale.
My teeth are not what they used to be.
But I like buttermilk from goats.
It is good for my pancreatitis, which rears its ugly head when
I eat rich foods like Mac and Cheese.
But thank goodness for vegan macaroni and
lentil based cheeses.
Now that global warming is dictating our menus,
we say Sayonnara to the cows.
This is due to their flatus and the ensuing warming of the planet.
Pretty soon we will say Sayonnara to humans when the aliens come.
Languishing for Lardons Lucy