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Stars, they're just like us... but sometimes not really.

Actress and perfect-faced human Jessica Biel shocked her Instagram followers with the revelation that she noshes in the shower. The food of choice? Chicken apple sausage, of course.

While the acts of eating and drinking in the bathroom certainly aren't novel, we didn't take Biel for a eat-on-the-go kind of gal. Is she really too busy to sit down at a breakfast table? Does she truly not mind the humidity-induced sogginess that will affect her sausage's casing?

We'll probably never know the answers to these questions, but we do know that hubby Justin Timberlake should seriously consider a shower wine glass holder for Biel's next birthday.