By Joey Skladany
Updated December 01, 2016
Credit: Courtesy of Pop-Tarts

Dunkin' Donuts and Kellogg's... sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes limited edition coffee-flavored toaster pastries.

The breakfast beasts have joined forces to debut Frosted Chocolate Mocha and Vanilla Latte varieties of your favorite excuse to eat candy before noon, aka Pop-Tarts.

According to a press release, the Chocolate Mocha Pop-Tarts are “filled with chocolatey-espresso goodness and topped with whipped cream-inspired frosting” and the Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop-Tarts boast a "rich, sweet vanilla flavor and coffee-frosting swirl.”

We're not entirely sure what "goodness" is made of, but we'd bet it has something to do with a dangerously high caffeine and sugar content.

Experience the culinary creation for yourself when the treats hit shelves this week. Or just have a sip of sweet coffee and immediately chew on cardboard for a similar effect.