General Mills, Pumpkin Spice, Cheerios
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Calling the most basic of all b*tches. Your signature flavor is already back.

Though the leaves haven’t turned and the sweat continues to pour down our brows, there’s no stopping the pumpkin spice tsunami that’s about to devastate grocery store shelves and coffee shop counters. In fact, its first wave has just hit in the form of Pumpkin Spice Cheerios.

Reports in April hinted at a Labor Day release date, but General Mills will be selling itself out rolling out the trendy cereal option as early as next week. And while we certainly enjoy the occasional indulgence in fall’s most celebrated taste, it’s all just too soon. TOO SOON, we tell you. (We haven’t even had time to sample our rosé chocolate yet!)

Needless to say, there are a flock of girls who are dusting off their Uggs, Burberry scarves and last season's Coach bags to celebrate the news. Let’s just hope they work through their pumpkin spice addiction a little early this year. It'd be nice to have a shorter line at Starbucks.