11 Things You Probably Shouldn't Ask the Butterball Hotline
If you've spent any time in the kitchen during the holidays you've likely picked up the basics of roasting the perfect bird, but even the most seasoned chef can get stumped from time to time. That's why turkey titan Butterball has once again opened up the phones to answer all of your fowl questions. The "Turkey Talk-Line" started in 1981 and has fielded hundreds of thousands of queries from confused home cooks ever since. Obviously these Thanksgiving emergency operators have a lot issues to field, so in order to ensure the real turkey problems can reach them as quickly as possible, here's a list of eleven questions you shouldn't bother picking up the phone for.