You Shouldn't Have: 6 of the Worst V-Day Gifts
Sweet But Not Sweet
Chocolates are usually a can't-lose on V-day, but if you try to get cute and chocolate-shame your boo with this découpage bathroom scale, may you spend an eternity in hell being poked by Russell Stover, Ferrero, Rocher, and the M&M who always looks high. The worst part: This scale is currently sold out, which means a lot of people actually thought this was funny. Art de Toilette Bittersweet Scale, $95, available at Uncommon Goods.
The Wrong Message
Your love for him or her is an everlasting fire. Celebrate it with a gift that says, "The post office was literally the only thing open." USPS Forever Hearts Framed Art, $29.95, available at USPS.
The figurine holding an "I [Heart] You" sign inside this terrarium is available in a variety of genders and skin tones, so now every person can envision themselves as tiny, lonesome love-peddlers to an unhearing world. Twig Terrariums Love Grows Here Terrarium, $85, available at Uncommon Goods.
A Key Chain
This keychain comes in a gift box that says, "I'm nuts about you." Things wrong with this gift: A: Corny pun. B: Utterly emotionally stunted way of expressing sentiment. Oh, and C: It's a f'n keychain. Vilmain I'm Nuts About You Key Ring, $19, available at Amazon.