Gold Bottle Opener
The Golden Rule: Open a beer for others as you would want them to do for you. ($32, Nordstrom)
Gold Stemless Glasses
Wine is worth its weight in gold, so why not get hammered using hammered gold-bottomed glasses? ($32, Amazon)
Gold Water Boiler & Warmer
You could always just use a simple pot to boil water, but kitchen kings and queens are above such time-consuming activities. ($119, Amazon)
Gold Penguin Pitcher
This is your opportunity to combine quirky and classy with a gold penguin pitcher. Ensure the beverage is iced to keep things extra thematic. ($25, Amazon)
Gold Tea Kettle
Whatever you do, don't leave this one hanging around Mrs. Potts. You'll make her quite jealous. ($31, Amazon)
Gold Scissors
These royal-looking sheers can be used to trim the fat, both literally and figuratively. ($28, Bed Bath & Beyond)
Gold Vintage Serving Utensils
If these gold vintage serving utensils live to serve, do you serve to live? ($45, Etsy)
Gold Pressure Cooker
The irony about pressure cookers is that they're here to alleviate the pressures of cooking something delicious. It's hard to mess up fall-off-the-bone meat. ($80, Bed Bath & Beyond)
Gold & Wood Servers
We're suddenly feeling excited about eating salads again. (Or tossing and serving them, at least.) ($50, Williams Sonoma)
Gold Ice Bucket
A hotel standard gets a fancy upgrade. It's the perfect centerpiece for your next masquerade or *classy* house party. ($50, Bed Bath & Beyond)
Gold Herb Plant Markers
Green thumb? Not so fast. We have a feeling your basic herbs would thrive better with a little 24-karat love. ($50, Uncommon Goods)
Gold Pizza Cutter
The pizza isn't going to cut itself, but if it did, we're sure it'd prefer something as ornate as this pizza cutter. ($50, Neiman Marcus)
Gold Hanging Fruit Basket
This tiered fruit basket takes the crown for over-the-top ways to ensure you're getting a daily serving of fiber and vitamins. ($25, Amazon)
Gold Frying Pans
To capture that perfect golden brown on any of your favorite frying pan foods*. *Grilled cheese, obviously. ($30, Amazon)
Gold Measuring Spoons
Just a golden spoon full of sugar will make anything go down. ($20, Nordstrom)
Gold French Press Coffee Maker
The best part of waking up is using a gold french press to put coffee in your cup. Or at least that's what we've been told. ($47, Amazon)
Gold Cutting Board
Everything it touches won't turn to gold, but we'd like to think it rubs a little bit of good luck onto every ingredient. ($49, Amazon)
Gold Knife Block Set
Off with their (chicken or any other butchered animal) heads! When it comes to slicing, dicing and chopping, this set's got you covered. ($180, Amazon)
Gold Napkin Ring
The philosophy of "go big or go home" can and should absolutely be applied to decorating with gold. There's no way to overdo it. ($20, Neiman Marcus)
Gold Stir-Stick
Stirring a drink is the perfect task to assign a plebeian. And if they don't oblige? Refer to the gold knife set. ($27, Amazon)
Gold KitchenAid Mixer
For those who expect their house guests to curtsy before dinnertime, this appliance demands the appreciation and adoration from the masses. ($291, Amazon)
Gold Measuring Cups
If food had feelings, it'd feel quite special in these gold measuring cups. That is until you eat it, of course. ($12, Nordstrom)
Gold Bakeware Set
We're not sure if the gold will help you bake a cake as fast as you can, but it will certainly inspire an award-winning recipe. ($100, Williams Sonoma)
Gold Cheese Plate
As if cheese deserves to be served on anything less than gold. Puh-lease. ($175, Neiman Marcus)
