8 Food Items from Amazon's Handmade Store You Probably Don't Need
Submarine Wine Topper
This would be a great gift for a combination Beatles and wine fan. But if that delicate periscope breaks off, you're just stuck with a weird-looking goldfish.
Forest Cupcake Toppers
$28 (plus shipping) seems a little steep for some very specific cupcake toppers (unless you know a ton of lumberjacks celebrating birthdays soon).
"I Heart Pickles" Coasters
Technically there's just one pickle, so you've gotta really love a pickle to need these on your coffee table.
Kitchen Bottle Lamp
I guess if this light fixture somehow fits with your kitchen's Claymation-chic aesthetic, $260 is a steal.
Pineapple Wearing Glasses Print
I just don't like any pineapple that looks smarter than me.
"Mom You Rock" Pears
Because when you want to tell mom she rocks, you say it with inedible mantle pears.
If this pendant is actually chipped from an ancient, pictograph shopping list on a cave wall then that would make it pretty cool.
Astro Cat Mugs (Set of 4)
Cats in space? Cool! On a mug? Cool! $103? Not so cool.