These People Really Hate Peeps
Hate Peeps? The #PeepsMassacre hashtag was made for you.
Love 'em or hate 'em, Peeps are inescapable this time of year. Peeps Oreos have been haunting us since launching in mid-February. One of our favorite frozen custard chains recently debuted Peeps-flavored Italian ices. And just last week, a competitive eater scarfed 255 of the fluffy marshmallow-y ducks and bunnies in a five-minute binge session. But if you count yourself among those who can't stand the sight of Peeps' cute little blank-staring-into-space faces, have we got the social media hashtag for you.
Line them up and shoot 'em with silly string:
Mashing them up to create some kind of Peeps salad:
Melting them onto a cake (this one seems particularly violent to me, not sure why):
Leaving them to wilt and die in the confines of a hot car:
Singing the heck out of them in the oven (would not recommend):
Or hardening them and crushing them to smithereens with a blunt object.
However you decide to celebrate Easter this year, here's hoping you have a happy one.