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Joey Skladany
June 22, 2017

If Martha Stewart ever decides to ditch her career in cooking, party planning and hosting a VH1 TV show, let's hope she doesn't swap a butcher knife for a scalpel. 

The lifestyle guru shared an amazingly horrifying Halloween nurse look, complete with a bloody eye, red contacts and vintage medical garb.

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We're not sure what's creepier: the realistic gore or the fact that it completely contradicts Martha's notoriously calm and restrained demeanor. But one thing's for certain..we're loving everything about this costume. 

Good on you, Nurse Stewart. 

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