5 Myths About Flying That Are Complete False

Truth: Aviation guidelines only require you to turn off your iPhone because there’s a teeeeeeny, tiny chance it could interfere with aircraft systems. That said, no one has actually proven it to cause a problem. (In fact, studies show that it’s fine.) Still, it’s technically a rule that the crew must abide by. So do the flight attendants a favor (ahem, Alec Baldwin) and read a magazine, OK?

Truth: Nope. This may surprise you, but air in the plane is actually very clean. More so than any other small space you might inhabit. It’s regularly replaced by pressurized air from outside, plus it passes through hospital-quality filters that remove 99.97 percent of germs like airborne bacteria and viruses. If you doget sick, there may be other culprits at play (tray tables, seat arms, your toddler seatmate). Two words: Hand sanitizer.

Truth: Sorry, friends, you probably just had one too many gin and tonics. (Oops, with a side of Xanax.) Studies have shown that while altitude can make you sleepier, it doesn’t have any effect on blood alcohol levels. So pace yourself. There are other ways to relax.

Truth: And be sucked out into the sky? (À la Amy Schumer on SNL?) Maybe. Technically. But here’s the thing: When the plane is at cruising altitude, it’s pressurized. That means you’d need superhuman strength to pry open the door. You’re not likely to bump it on the way to the bathroom. Chill out.

Truth: Not necessarily. All the luggage of all the passengers (sometimes 200+ bags) still has to fit in the given cargo space — quickly. The crew doesn’t have the time (nor would spend it) to make sure that antique you bought in Paris doesn’t get smashed. Your best bet for a delicate vacation purchase? Ship it.