You can’t do better for a fast and easy dinner party appetizer than bruschetta. But do you know what would make it even better? If a wiener dog prepared it. Here is Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund transitioning into a new role as Crusoe the Celebrity Chef Dachshund. If you aren’t familiar with Crusoe, he’s been one of the Internet’s favorite dogs for a couple years, and he’s actually coming out with a book this fall—probably with this recipe included. His instructions are surprisingly accurate, considering that he probably doesn’t usually cook Italian and can’t talk.