Last month in Ireland, some very thirsty criminals made off with over 15,000 bottles of Jameson Irish whiskey. Speculation is that the thieves will try to sell the whiskey second-hand in the run up to the holidays. The world's whiskey supply is tight in general, so they may actually be able to find buyers for all that booze.
But that would be boring. This story got us to thinking about what else you could do with that much whiskey. Here are a few ideas for the thieves to try out.