Anthony Bourdain and Mario Batali are two of the biggest and best-known personalities in the culinary world. Food lovers and Croc wearers would probably kill for the opportunity to have just a few minutes to sit down with either one of them and pick their brains about many of life’s deepest questions. Or, in lieu of that, to ask them the dumbest questions you’ve ever heard – which is exactly what The Tonight Show did.
As a behind-the-scenes web exclusive, Jimmy Fallon’s late night show got the two celebrity chefs to play a game of “Would You Rather,” with all the questions coming direct from fans. If you’ve ever wondered whether Mario Batali would “rather be forced to drink everything like a dog or be forced to eat everything only using your feet,” this is the video you have been waiting for.
But after you realize that Anthony Bourdain would rather have his fingers always covered in Doritos nacho cheese flavoring than BBQ sauce, I’m not sure if I trust his opinions on life’s deepest questions anymore anyway.