Can we all just get along? Why, yes. Yes we can. But it may take hot dogs to do so.
Despite chaos on the Republican National Convention floor, the inherent good of man rose up on Tuesday in the form of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise. Thanks to Stephen Colbert’s genius decision to livestream the condiment station on Facebook, we got a firsthand glimpse of how those with opposing opinions on Donald Trump (but a mutual love for pleated khakis) interact when food is involved. The result: two hours of peace, harmony and a bias towards spicy mustard.
Check out the full video below to see red, white and blue yellow in all its mystery meat-enhancing glory.
America: In Heinz we trust.