Shakespeare Smoked Pot, According to Science
I have a theory about artists: They all get high. Sure, it’s only a theory, but actual researchers using actual science are out there trying to figure out which famous artists loved smoking dope. A new paper reveals that possibly the most famous of all writers, William Shakespeare, smoked cannabis.
According to the UK’s Independent, research conducted at the University of Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa, used state-of-the-art forensic technology known as gas chromatography mass spectrometry to analyze residue in over 400-year-old pipes found in William Shakespeare’s garden in Stratford-upon-Avon that were provided to the scientists from the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust.
The predictable results: The study found four of the pipes from The Bard’s garden had been used for smoking wacky tobacky. Despite that particular phrase never appearing in any of Shakespeare’s plays, Francis Thackeray, who authored the study, believes the prolific author did hint at his drug habit in some of his works. “In Sonnet 76, Shakespeare writes about ‘invention in a noted weed,’” the study states. “This can be interpreted to mean that Shakespeare was willing to use ‘weed’ (Cannabis as a kind of tobacco) for creative writing (‘invention’).”
Obviously this research doesn’t give us 100 percent proof that Shakespeare was a toker. A bunch of his 17th-century stoner writer friends could have borrowed his tobacco pipes for more illicit activities. Still, the study provides some pretty convincing evidence. At the very least, hopefully Thackeray can use it to prove to his parents he shouldn’t have been grounded back in high school because even Shakespeare probably smoked grass.