If your New Year's resolution is to steer clear of binging on everything you ate around the holidays, you may want to avoid any future friendships with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
While The Hulk-in-human-form certainly boasts a ridiculously in-shape figure, he never shies away from feeding his muscles with the most delicious (and caloric) of dishes.
Christmastime, obviously, was no exception for the self-described "Dwanta Claus" as the Baywatch movie actor posted a meal of eight slices of French toast topped with apple pie.
We'd say that the concoction is shocking, but People's Sexiest Man Alive eats approximately 10 pounds of food a day. And that's nearly the weight of an average human head.
To that we say "eat on, Dwayne." Especially if it yields these results: