Step aside, king size candy bar hander-outers. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama have one-upped your Halloween game with homemade sugar cookies. And that's only the beginning.
On Monday, the White House lawn was decorated as A Storybook Journey with various stations to reflect famous tales like Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz. In addition to homemade goodies, nearly 4,000 visitors received White House Hershey’s Kisses, White House M&Ms, Bo and Sunny baseball cards, kettle corn and fruit bars.
While we're sure most kids could have done without the latter, it was certainly a nod to FLOTUS's "Let's Move" campaign to encourage healthier lifestyles.
But with all that swag, who needs a rich suburban neighborhood when you can just hit up our nation's most famous house? Halloween 2017: DC or bust.