Opening a nightclub in Greece doesn't sound like the most appropriate business venture for an addict who's been notoriously outspoken about her recovery (or lack thereof), but we all know Lindsay Lohan does what Lindsay Lohan wants.
Page Six reports that the Mean Girls star-turned London resident plans to open "Lohan" in Athens with her rumored boyfriend and restaurateur Dennis Papageorgiou (who officially has the coolest last name ever).
“Lindsay and Dennis are getting ready to welcome the Athenian enfant gâté, as well as Lindsay’s Hollywood circle, at their new nightclub in downtown Athens,” a rep for the establishment confirmed. By the way, the literal translation of "enfant gâté" is "spoiled child" so it sounds like fun night of entitlement and privilege awaits!
While we applaud the infamous redhead for her entrepreneurship, we can't help but think this is another step away from that Oscar she's been dreaming of. Perhaps this is "research" for a top secret role that will wow moviegoers of all generations?
Like the status of her career, romantic relationships and overall mental state, we can never be too sure.