What the Cast of 'Peanuts' Would Order at a Bar
"Just an old fashioned for good ol' Charlie Brown. That's all I need. That's all I deserve. Good grief!"
"A martini. A vodka martini, and I want it dry. Very dry. And don't skimp on the vermouth! I don't care if that's contradictory! There'd better be no less than three olives in there, too! You know what? I'll just make it myself! Let me back there, you blockhead!"
"I'll just have a seltzer. After all, getting drunk isn't the reason we're here. It's being with friends. That's what socializing is really all about."
"Whatever's on tap, barkeep. And send one over to my pal Chuck, will ya? He always looks like he needs a drink."
"I'll have what sir's having."
"A Dark and Stormy. It reminds me of the sturm und drang in Beethoven's 5th. Bring it over to me by the piano."
"A PBR in the can please. I'd hate to get another glass dirty."
An Aviator, of course.