Totally and Utterly Relaxed
There is some argument that you might be an alien cyborg, because no other person in the entire United States feels this way. Nevertheless: You’re calm, you’re cool, and poll results don’t faze you one little bit.
Wine: Forget wine, what you need is a shot of caffeine-infused V2 Vodka ($25). Wake the heck up, ok?
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Slightly on Edge, but Basically Hopeful
OK, yes, election night is worrisome, but this is America! Things always turn out for the best—right?