We owe a big doth of our bowler cap to redditor oppleTank who unearthed stories about a fart pill…stay with us…that makes your farts smell like chocolate. French inventor and free-spirited hippy Christian Poincheval created the pill and calls it Pilule Pet. After about a week of use it is supposed to alter your gaseous episodes so that the odor given off is that of chocolate, violets or actual roses (looks like Andre 3000 was wrong after all). If you go to Poincheval’s website you might be suspicious, as it looks like the sort of site created just after the Geocities era ended by spammers promising you pills that perform certain other functions below the waist.
But thanks to a trip to northern France by Amar Toor of the Verge last year, we can safely conclude that, whether or not his pills work, there is nothing malicious about Poincheval’s business. The inventor is simply a former gypsy jazzman into fun ideas. He also previously invented award-winning toilet paper with news stories printed on each sheet intended to educate while you defecate (pictured below).