Bushwick Open Studios, aka the time when Brooklyn's most Brooklyn-y artists open their studios to the Brooklyn-y public, is this weekend. Wander around the borough's new bohemia this weekend, and you’ll find more than 500 artists with their work on display.
For all the interesting art and interested viewers, Bushwick Open Studios is as much a social event as anything, so expect a handful of people who are pretty much just there to show how into art they are. These blowhards can be identified by any of the following phrases:
1. "I feel like this piece is too grounded in futurity to be relevant now, you know?"