The Internet is a black hole for strange, weird and wonderful things—especially when it comes to food. Rather than dive in yourself, let FWx do it for you. Here, five of the most absurd food items we saw this week.
18-Inch Pizza Slices:
Is your belly not quite shaking like a bowlful of jelly? Here’s a quick fix. Right now through Christmas Eve, you can get a Santa-sized slice of pizza at Portland, Oregon’s Sizzle Pie. The Poler X Sizzle Pie Santa Slice measures a full foot-and-a-half long and comes in pepperoni, cheese or vegan with spinach and mushrooms. Added bonus: The massive slices come in boxes featuring heavy metal artwork. Because nothing says metal like gooey cheese. [Eater Portland]
Australia’s Hangover Clinic:
For us, a “hangover clinic” could mean anything from a Taco Bell to a juice bar to our beds (depending on the severity). But in Australia it is an actual office. Sydney’s recently opened Hangover Clinic (just in time for those particularly regret-packed post-work-party hangovers) provides ailing patients with IV drips filled with curative saline, minerals, vitamins and anti-nausea meds. At about $150 a pop, a visit to the clinic doesn’t come cheap. We’ll just stick with our $2.50 bacon-egg-and-cheeses. [Food Republic]