The Internet is a black hole for strange, weird and wonderful things—especially when it comes to food. Rather than dive in yourself, let FWx do it for you. Here, five of the most absurd food items we saw this week.
Watermelon Butts: Even sexier than peaches wearing lacy underwear are giant conjoined watermelons that totally look like butts. These Japanese agricultural anomalies are giving Nicki Minaj a run for her money. [Kotaku]
Hallucinogenic Honey: Hey, wanna grab some chamomile tea and do some honey with me? That might be the future of drug culture thanks to a Turkish honey called deli bal, which contains a hallucinogenic (and potentially deadly) neurotoxin from rhododendrons. Teatime just got a lot more interesting. [Boing Boing]