We’ve all gotten the Facebook invite. “Come see my show at [street you’ve never heard of] in Queens. It promises to be a powerful, yet hilarious self-examination of the humanity that exists inside each of us, but also inside me specifically. And I get to sing. PBR will be $2.” And you really have no choice but to go. She is your friend and you agreed to go five months ago when she started talking about it. Here are seven tips for making it to the end.
1. Pregame, pregame, pregame
The only words you’re going to need to say tonight are, “wow, you were great.” So drink just enough to keep those four words in your vocabulary.