What is a sandwich? It’s a question that has plagued mankind since the time of Socrates. Well, it at least plagued one person who used the question to teach people about Socrates.
Most recently the sandwich-hood debate has revolved around whether or not a hot dog qualifies as part of the breaded brotherhood. Over the last several months interlocutors have posed that question to various professional athletes. Given how many franks are sold in ballparks each year, we suppose pro-ballers must have some kind of expertise on the tube steak's sandwich ontology.