The Texas Rangers are headed to the MLB postseason for the second straight year. What better way to celebrate than by adding some absolutely ridiculous new food items to stadium concession stands? During October, every plate appearance could be your last – whether you’re a player going up to bat or a fan carrying a literal plate back to your seat.
According to an eye-popping official tweet, the four new food items appearing for the playoffs at Globe Life Park are The TamArlington Dog, The Atomic Burger, The N.E.Q. Sandwich and The Popcornopolis Pita. If you feel like those names create more questions than answers, you’re not alone. And honestly, you may want to avoid seeking out these four answers if you have any respect for your arteries.
New postseason food items are coming to a concession stand near you at Globe Life Park. pic.twitter.com/1QOUVvpGer— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) October 3, 2016