Panic! At the Rio: Olympic Vendors Are Running Out of Food
Olympic athletes must have gold medal appetites, because reports of vendor food shortages are coming in from Rio.
According to the Sydney Morning Herald, various food outlets have either run out of most food (and beer!) or closed down due to a lack of stock. In fact, some unlucky patrons have faced hour-long lines, only to reach the counter and be told that supplies were completely sold out.
Can you imagine telling the family of a Judo Olympian that their next meal can be found at the condiment station? That just might warrant a roundhouse kick to the head.
The news follows on the heels of other highly-publicized issues, like the the diving pool turning an unwelcome green and hundreds of empty seats (probably because everyone is waiting in line at McDonald’s).
Get it together, Rio. Hell hath no fury like a hungry person scorned.