This piece originally appeared on XO Jane.
In the world of novelty food mash-ups, there are soaring highs and crushing lows. Nothing irks me more than a genius concept poorly executed, but nothing brings me more joy than when some evil junk food genius knocks it out of the park.
Luckily, Pizza Hut's new Grilled Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza is a triumph. Not only is it a distillation of drunken garbage-person dreams, but it is perhaps my favorite novelty pizza of all time. (To be fair, I am the exact demographic for this product and am writing this review pants-less, wearing a Pizza Hut–branded shirt that they sent me some time ago.)