KFC Still Thinks People Enjoy the Scent of Artificial Fried Chicken

By Joey Skladany |

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First they introduced the atrocity that is fried chicken-scented sunscreen and now, a "lucky" group from New Zealand will have their nostrils assaulted by KFC-inspired candles.

The international fried chicken chain will be giving away the poultry-scented creations through a social media campaign that tasks fans with coming up with ideas for other merchandise.

There's pretty much only one response we have to this marketing ploy and it's:

Seriously, please put an end to anything KFC-scented (aside from actual food, obviously). The idea of smelling like something we immediately regret eating is not enticing.

Related: THE REAL COLONEL SANDERS HATED EVERYTHING THAT KFC BECAME

We're very well aware that we can simply not purchase these future products, but there's a good chance we'll walk by someone who did and that's just not fair to anyone with a nose.

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