We live in an age where ungrateful children now expect the elusive and prized king-sized candy bar on Halloween night. Kids these days just don't appreciate a good "fun size" Snickers or a tiny box of sixteen individual Nerds candies. Since nothing is sacred anymore, it's time we protest newfound traditions and unrealistic demands by putting the "trick" back in "trick or treat."
British writer Mark Sparrow has come up with the perfect solution to truly terrorize unsuspecting, sugar-hungry kids. Meet chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts: