If the announcement of deep-fried Twinkies didn’t satisfy your heart attack-inspired cravings for Walmart’s frozen food section, they’ve got you covered.
Meet the doughnut cheeseburger (no, not the somewhat appetizing stock photo pictured above), It's Great Value’s answer to fried fair food that you can microwave in your own kitchen.
The you-must-be-stoned-to-eat-this concoction is comprised of chopped beef steak, American cheese and hot pepper berry bacon jam stuffed between a sliced cake bun.
Though the 610 calorie-laden treat sounds like it has the makings to be your new favorite late-night munchie, the folks at Foodbeast certainly beg to differ.
And we're going to take their word for it.
If you're looking to try this one out yourself, hit up your nearest Walmart Supercenter to buy, unwrap, microwave and enjoy (if that's possible). But don't say we didn't warn you.