Let's talk about bouncing melons, shall we. And no, not those bouncing melons, you over-sexualized frat boy.
A farmer in Hubei, China has found a way to cultivate bouncing watermelons for God only knows why. Are they easier to transport without breaking? Will they be used for an underground sporting league? How about a secret weapon for an upcoming food fight? (This conjures up horrible flashbacks of middle school dodgeball.)