The Super Bowl is by far America's most popular unofficial holiday. For 50 years, we've gathered in front of the TV to watch two teams of rich guys duke it out for glory. Even if you're not a fan of the game of football, there's a good chance you'll be stuck at a party watching the big game, whether it's just for the halftime show, the commercials, or because you feel bad saying no to a co-worker's invitation. No doubt, the easiest way to survive four hours of chips, cheers and armchair quarterbacking is with a good drink. Actually, a few of 'em. So if you've got no idea what the rules of the game are (and won't be paying attention to it anyway), here's a different kind of Super Bowl drinking game for anyone who couldn't care less about sports.
Every time you have to lie about wanting one team to win just to fit in, take a drink.