The Funniest Part of Waking Up Is A NSFW Latte

By Mike Pomranz |

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When crafting a successful Instagram account, it’s helpful to find a niche – some recurring theme followers know they can return for day after day to get your unique take on the world. Whatever you want that specific niche to be is up to you. Just don’t choose “dick lattes”; that’s already taken.

The Instagram account @dicklatte delivers on exactly what it promises: lattes where the foam art is imagery of a penis. Or sometimes two penises. Or sometimes so many penises I really just don’t want to get into it. And the things these penises are doing… oh boy. Let’s just say milk is an appropriate medium to work in if you catch my drift. (Part of me hopes you don’t catch my drift.)

Though the name of the naughty barista behind the account remains unknown, whoever is making the phallic art and snapping the pics is certainly prolific. According to Design Taxi, a new image is posted every day, with the number of ‘grams topping the 200 mark – a number I tried to confirm by scrolling through the feed before I was forced to stop after guiltily wondering what my mom would think.

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What we do know about @dicklatte is the user’s mantra: “The day doesn't start till I make myself laugh,” the account proclaims. Granted, the joke is a little one-note, but you have to respect such dedication to a craft. Or maybe you don’t respect it at all. I guess it depends your perspective.

 

A photo posted by @dicklatte on

 

A photo posted by @dicklatte on

 

A photo posted by @dicklatte on

 

[h/t Foodiggity]

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