Hey! Did you know that in just a single day no one will ever speak of genital grabbing or private email servers ever again? Just kidding, we heard CNN already sold 50 million dollars in advertising to their new 8 o’clock show, which is just a camera fixed on a Twitter feed posting memes about those two things. But, thankfully, the election will be over very soon (probably).
There will still be a bit of a wait until the race is finally called, though. We’ll probably all have to hang on until at least midnight ET before we know what actually happened. That leaves a lot of time to try to soothe yourself with the help of a full bottle of good old American bourbon or a 99-pack of beer.
To keep you from just nervously downing shots while you wait for the results from Nevada to come in, we’ve got your election night drinking game all set up. Hopefully you can have some fun while we all wait for the country to just sink into the ocean.