Coffee culture has infiltrated almost corner of America. This is either the culmination of your caffeine-fueled fever dreams or the bane of your existence. Which is it?
1. You’re out of coffee filters. How do you react?
A) Nothin’ Charmin can’t fix!
B) Run to the corner store and pick up a box.
C) Actually, you never run out of coffee filters, because the 14K gold plated, etched metal filter you bought to maximize the aromatic oils in your daily cup is reusable.
2. What is a flat white?
A) A particularly vicious breed of shark.
B) Your favorite shade of Benjamin Moore paint.
C) A type of latte made popular in New Zealand, topped with foam from the bottom of the milk pitcher for a finely-bubbled, velvety texture.